•••WITH YOUR FAVORITE MAIN SKATER DUDE RICKY MCCRANK•••

 

TOP 5 PET PEEVES:

1. Being lazy
2. Being stupid
3. Being a wannabe
4. People that think milk is good for them
5. Me

TOP 5 THINGS THAT GIVE YOU GAS:

1. Dairy (I'm almost off it)
2. Beans
3. The Naam Restaurant
4. Gas stations
5. Life

TOP FIVE RESTAURANTS IN THE WORLD:

1. The Naam
2. That sandwich place in Dortmund
3. Planet Veg
4. Real Foods Daily
5. Sarah Larnach's House

TOP 5 THINGS YOU'D RATHER BE DOING THAN WRITING A TOP 5's LIST:

1. Skating
2. Standing around
3. Playing with my daughter
4. Yoga
5. Whatever

TOP FIVE ARTISTS:

1. Mike Leon
2. Lori D
3. Gonz
4. Twist
5. Whatever

TOP 5 LIES AT THE BORDER:

1. Visiting friends
2. Business for Momentum
3. Business for antisocial (my new skateshop)
4. Shopping
5. Vacation

TOP 5 RECURRING DREAMS:

1. Running down a grass hill. I jump and I can fly
2. Being naked
3. Getting in a fight but not being able to punch... like being underwater
4. I've never been able to skate in a dream, I always bail
5. A monster chases me to a rooftop and I say "you're not gonna kill me" and I jump off and land on my feet. Then I run

TOP 5 THINGS TO DO ON A RAINY DAY:

1. Skate the indoor park
2. Clean my room
3. Clean the house
4. Read a book
5. Complain about the rain

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HARSH BONUS: PHOTO OF WHAT MR RICK MIGHT LOOK LIKE IF HE HAD THE BODY OF A FOUR MONTH OLD CHILD.

HARSH BONUS AFTER THE BONUS: SORRY DUDES, THERE ISN'T ONE.

HARSH BONUS AFTER THE FAKE HARSH BONUS AFTER THE HARSH BONUS: MCCRANK INTERVIEW FROM CRAILTAP 3, BACK WHEN WE USED TO DO ISSUES.

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I freakin' hate pink, take me back to the 'tap