Mikey had the craziest cargo pants on today. Rickk told me to chill, “he’s Mikey from Yeah Right”. Whatever that means.
Finally found him! The only guy on earth more vague in details then Rickk.
Independently owned and operated.
Mikey brings a sack lunch to meetings. Why would that bother anyone? I hardly notice it every time.
This doesn’t go in the “Missed Connections”, dumb ass!
https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mis/5996807186.html
Shelf it.
I wish someone would put me in a crate with 55 pounds of food and ship me back to my homeland. Bye, Bao Bao. Travel safe.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-bao-bao-panda-china-20170220-story.html
Dude, she’s pregnant! You’ve got so little chill.
https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mis/5999446977.html
The tantrum is still a great “go to” move in a discussion in skateboarding.
Happy Birthday, Mez. You’re still younger then Rickk, older then Mikey and more handsome then Malto. Or at least when you were his age you were as handsome.
Don’t call it a comeback. But I mean, it would be a gnarly comeback.
One time we released a trailer for a trailer and Robert Brink was like, “who in the fuck do they think they are, George Lucas” or something like that. But we released a teaser for a trailer so I just wanted to reach out and say, “Robert, send me a candle”.
Last night Mikey told me he went to pilates then skated then worked out. Someone is not going to be the fat kid in the Lakai video. (He also told me “I’m actually still at the gym” and I thought “oh, he’s that dude at the gym on his cell phone….wack” but I didn’t say that to him. He’s sensitive).
Spike compared himself to Dee Snider of Twisted Sister but that’s his story to tell.
We got Vermont Ave in Torrance on lock….you hateful fucks!
Mez, we had a four minute discussion at brunch yesterday about what motivates you. (I already knows what annoys you, that’s why you’re reading this).
Rickk and The Gav have bet on football the last two weekends. The Gav has one solid betting rule, “NEVER PAY UP”. Been consistent since the 90’s.
Mikey got a gut but has vowed to skate it off this month. #girlproblems
Niv, that random dude on Tinder wants to kill you. Check it.
https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mis/5954346743.html
Killing me softly.
We do yoga at Crailtap on Friday’s and Little C just switched to sweats from his skinny jeans. His chakras are pretty stoked. PLEASE NOTE THAT RYE DOES NOT PARTICIPATE. (Don’t want to fuck with your street cred).
Ever heard of a “run on sentence”?
https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mis/5947181791.html
“Sort of” is the new “Kind of”
Even if he wasn’t a murderer, which he is, he’s so rude. “Get at me”?. No dude, you’re going to kill me later, you get at me, fuck face.
https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mis/5943146228.html
Mikey’s resolution in full effect. I would say go “no eye contact” if you see him.
We’re just working…..down the road from your trade show. Sorry.
What is the temperature at which it is illegal to work in? Our warehouse is three degrees colder.
Rickk doesn’t want me to make fun of Rye yet so just disregard that smoothie comment. He’s not thick skinned like The Mez was, yet. Speaking of which, Mez, guess what famous photo went back up on the office walls?
Hopefully you’re not a fan of grammar in addition to being chubby.
https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mis/5928439335.html
“Can important emails go to a special account”?.