Entry #2451

The Song:

Apeshit, The Carters

The Place:

you choose

The Word:

I don’t know

I follow a lot of true crime so I can tell you that when truly stranded, you don’t give your dick size and ethnicity.
https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mis/d/masculine-75-inches-cut/6629389028.html

Looks like that Oscar is getting stuffed in a broom closet with the Moon Men.
https://9to5mac.com/2018/06/14/homepod-ad-wins-aicp-award/

Two of them don’t have an email account.

Entry #2450

The Song:

Only You, Yaz

The Place:

Wherever you are

The Word:

YOU

He spelled “meet” wrong. I hope.
https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mis/d/did-meat-me/6616739758.html

“But check out my exhale”.

Entry #

The Song:

Sea Legs, The Shins

The Place:

The Sea

The Word:

The Sea

Entry #

The Song:

It Takes Two, Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock

The Place:

universe

The Word:

use your head

But why would Woody Allen need that information?

Entry #

The Song:

Love Me, The Cramps

The Place:

where ever

The Word:

whatever

He just wants to eat your ass, don’t trip.

Busier then he looks.

Entry #

The Song:

Week Without You, Miley Cyrus

The Place:

Here

The Word:

I liked it

There was a meeting in my office and now my office smells like dirty sox and corn chips. I wish I could bottle it.

Maybe you guys will meet in HR at the Sexual Harassment Seminar?

Spike was late to the game but he came in hot and made up for lost time.

Entry #

The Song:

Happy Birthday, Stevie Wonder

The Place:

earth

The Word:

EMMET JENKINS!

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Entry #

The Song:

Propaganda, Sepultura

The Place:

earth

The Word:

yep

Mikey got a new (RED) iPhone so he’s going to be busy this week getting that all set up. It’s a 7 so you’ll probably read this same paragraph again in the early Fall.

There are two kinds of people; murderers and people that know that ripped white jeans aren’t chic.

First world problems.

Entry #

The Song:

Swimsuit Issue, Sonic Youth

The Place:

here

The Word:

You've waited all year, admit it

It’s not weird to google the image of your boots. He seems totally normal.

He who dies with the rarest forklift, wins. #thanks

Sometimes the pie chart is only for Mikey.