ENTRY #2086
5/31/12
THE SONG: Thank You, Led Zeppelin
THE PLACE: my office
THE WORD: SLAUSSAGE…for the outdoors update….dork.
That’s right, Hersh, you better carry your bike because you’re a big huge baby.
ENTRY #2085
5/30/12
THE SONG: Tear Bucket, Little Hurricane
THE PLACE: not far
THE WORD: yep, it’s full
Rickk and Mike live just a few miles north of here. It sounds awesome.
Mike Mo, can you text me or contact me and let me know how you watched this movie three times in three days? That’s the sales pitch Rickk used to convince me to see it. Was it the dude that played Thor’s insane acting talent or the hilarious one liners from Captain America? We really need to talk.
ENTRY #2085
5/29/12
THE SONG: Where I’m Going, Cut Copy
THE PLACE: Not Yosemite
THE WORD: BUS RIDE
Take a look at this map. See the yellow tent that says Camp 1 near it? I’m never even going half way there. Just thought you might want to know. I like having all my toes and fingers so frost bite isn’t a real option for me. I’m not even impressed if you climb it so I’m a baby and brat.
Spike was trying to convey to me how big Shaq’s dick must be because of his shoe size. He did a photo comparison of Shaq’s shoe next to his shoe. (I’m not sure that is the best approach when making that point).
ENTRY #2084
5/25/12
THE SONG: Don’t Miss Out, The Uplifters
THE PLACE: LA
THE WORD: Nat’s show!
My friend Natalia is having a bitchin’ art show. Don’t be caught slippin’, check it out!
ENTRY #2083
5/24/12
THE SONG: You Should Be Dancing, The Bee Gees
THE PLACE: hmmm..here I guess
THE WORD: Two birthdays, one ice cream!
The Turnovers have a game tonight. Bird, you don’t want Malice in Burbank part two. If someone is putting their elbow in Mueller’s back, just breathe and let it play out. We need basketball championships of some sort in this place.
Just what Rickk loves most, his name on message boards.
Bird, she’s looking for sponsors. It seemed like a good fit when I started typing….sorry.
ENTRY #2082
5/23/12
THE SONG: You Should Be Dancing, The Bee Gees
THE PLACE: hmmm..here I guess
THE WORD: do it
So bandwagoning this win! And Canuck’s fans aren’t afraid to either….right Meg Bird, Kelly Bird and Rickk Howard?
Remember when common sense was not a super power? That was a long time ago!
Don’t worry about it, Rickk. I will train him to only love me. You know, like I did with Mikey.
ENTRY #2081
5/22/12
THE SONG: All About You, Tupac
THE PLACE: here
THE WORD: FOH!
Have fun in the new city you play in and thanks for making me feel like if I ever needed to sub in for the Turnovers, I could play at least look tougher and more toned then you.
Slaussage, I know you’re big on “eye contact” and you’ve really made some power moves with it but utilize your deep voice in this situation should we run into a bear in Yosemite. And don’t wear cargo shorts, so creepy.
ENTRY #2080
5/16/12
THE SONG: Last Dance, Donna Summer
THE PLACE: universe
THE WORD: R.I.P.
ENTRY #2079
5/16/12
THE SONG: Torch, Pinback
THE PLACE: Crail East
THE WORD: Carry it!
Seriously, improve your argument. Kook.
Is this real? Doesn’t it look like the water is two horses?
Wizard Ben, I just want to let you know that you may be relinquishing the title of “Wizard” to Scott. Rickk told me that before Scott moved from beloved pro Chocolate skater to radical Lakai footwear designer, he would read Harry Potter books on tour. I’m still doing some investigation (and also need to get his wife a little drunk and see if he’s into the Hunger Games) but as it stands, your playing D and D in a friends garage in hiding can not hold a candle to this guy in a full van reading about casting spells and conquering immortals. Stay tuned.
ENTRY #2078
5/15/12
THE SONG: Controller, Blouse
THE PLACE: who cares
THE WORD: controller
In the 4th quarter when we cut our deficit to 18, I totally felt like we had it. Dammit.
Bird is wearing sort of a streetwear/urban vibe today. I just feel like I am hyper aware of his wardrobe lately.
Speaking of wardrobes, remember right before Rickk got on Fourstar and he rode for Tommy Bahama? That was sick.
ENTRY #2077
5/14/12
THE SONG: Zero, Yeah Yeah Yeahs
THE PLACE: Denver
THE WORD: Games left in your season!
Bird has all pastel’s on today. He’s so “resort” when it’s that weird season between spring and summer. I love it.
That would suck to try to fit into a gang that the sun is already a part of when you’re one of three icy objects. I would just not be a planet so you don’t seem so sucky.
This must have been for a photo shoot because he never would run this fast on the court.
Gav, look how small your head was? It grew like 12% a year since this photo was shot!
ENTRY #2076
5/11/12
THE SONG: Take it LIke A Man, Dragonette
THE PLACE: this universe
THE WORD: WAAAAAA!
Despite a Turnover victory, the team got a little heated during last nights contest. Mueller pushed a guy, Bird got ejected and Rickk did some time on the bench for two quick fouls. I like this. If Rickk and Bird can rub some of their incredibly poor sportsmanship and short tempers off on Mueller, we just may be on the road to another trophy. Go Turnovers!!
Eldrddige, he is officially “YOUR BOY”. The guy has about as much fire in him as that other dude….um…oh yeah, Pau!
Jonze, seriously. So ahead of the plaid curve, dude.
ENTRY #2075
5/10/12
THE SONG: Tired, Adele
THE PLACE: right here
THE WORD: yep
Dog on the top of the car for almost a full day, cutting the hair of class mates because they’re gay, he’s just a funny lovable ASSHOLE.
Ouch my knee hurts…ouch my hip hurts. WAAAAAAAAA!
Want more MIKE CARROLL? Follow furrycalamari on Instagram…..He’s PRETTY SWEET.
ENTRY #2074
5/9/12
THE SONG: Thousand Miles from Nowhere, Dwight Yoakam
THE PLACE: whatever
THE WORD: forever.
Whip your hair back and forth.
Focus, focus, now blow it. Nice.
ENTRY #2073
5/8/12
THE SONG: Rumpus, Karen O and The Kids
THE PLACE: heaven and earth
THE WORD: Wild Thing!
You were the best at what you did. That’s a life. R.I.P. Maurice.
It’s cool when your parents love a TV show so much, they have no judgement for their kids. That’s good stuff.
Go America! YAY!
ENTRY #2072
5/7/12
THE SONG: In Control, The Controllers
THE PLACE: Control Panel
THE WORD: Control
Mason and Tim Gavin beat Rickk and Deets Evans at a little game of two on two at Frosty’s. That Turnover jinx is truly going nowhere.
If I was undefeated at anything, there’s just a few people I would keep out of my posse. Just a few.
ENTRY #2071
5/4/12
THE SONG: Smoke and Mirrors, Gotye
THE PLACE: near the harbor
THE WORD: always
We’re in the process of opening Crailtap East. When I say “we”, I mean a bunch of dudes that aren’t afraid to chip their gel nails.
Here’s a Turnover’s update: There is no championship anywhere in site. A combination of not practicing, no chemistry, and not showing up for games is making them the Bobcats of Glendale. You guys had a good
run. Here’s a reminder of what you look like when you’re winning. Slaussage, I think considering the streak you’re on, don’t use the phrase “full court press” in meetings. Thanks, bud.
R.I.P. Sad day, too young.
ENTRY #2070
5/2/12
THE SONG: Smoke and Mirrors, Gotye
THE PLACE: near the harbor
THE WORD: I said, smoke and mirrors
Criagers, now known as Snippy is BANNED. FULL BAN.
I forgot to give a Turnover’s update last week. They lost. They play again this Thursday. Come on guys, Chemistry, movement, be aware of your team mates…just kidding. Just stick to your current plan, it’s what you seem comfortable with.
Carnahan will NOT be kite boarding any time soon. He feels like he has enough problems just trying to surf and as he put it, “I don’t know anything about the wind”. No one really does, Jeremy. No one.
I know you can’t bring your “A game” but what about your “D- game” for shipping our freight? No? Ok, well, your pie chart looked like you might bring at least your “C game” 40% of the time.
R.I.P. Junior
ENTRY #2069
5/1/12
THE SONG: Don’t Rush, Tegan and Sara
THE PLACE: nearby
THE WORD: ”we’ve known each other for a year…”
Craigers is going to the Laker game tonight and said he’s bringing his “girlfriend”. That could easily be code for Slaussage. Don’t curse the seats, Craig. You will be bummed at the color scheme of your office if you do that.
Landed it for sure.
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