Posts in the Category The Ringer
Dec 20, 2016 12pm

Entry #

The Song:
Runaway, The Skins
The Place:
home
The Word:
CARROLL!

I saw Rye today getting a smoothie. Very evolved.

Rickk almost ate a gummi edible over the weekend with no supervision. Since previously he curled up in a ball and said, “HOLD ME”, everyone feels like he should do it with a trained shaman. But that’s his story to tell.

Looks like it’s time for a search PARTY, Mike!

1g9ty3

Dec 13, 2016 7:53pm

Entry #

The Song:
Too Cold, Vanilla Ice
The Place:
here
The Word:
60 degrees

If anyone has the footage of Smyth getting beaten up by a 17 year old girl in Tampa, we will trade valuable items! He tried to re-enact the incident but we still need the actual footage.

There are some red flags in this post.
https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mis/5917243903.html

Wish you were here.

1fxbr7

Dec 12, 2016 4:17pm

Entry #

The Song:
Chain Of Fools, Aretha Franklin
The Place:
here
The Word:
sup

Rickk was annoyed the other day on a group text and I think it was just he and Mikey on the text. Keep you posted when one of them snaps at me for posting this.

Maybe these are fake because they don’t make yellow convertible Mustangs, right?https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mis/5912862248.html

The twice baked potatoes don’t grow on trees.

1fupps

Dec 8, 2016 8:44pm

Entry #

The Song:
Skinny Love, Bon Iver
The Place:
here
The Word:
now

No one wants to get buried alive at a dog park. Don’t respond.
https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mis/5900170979.html

Canada for the win.
http://nerdist.com/canadian-police-punish-drunk-drivers-by-playing-nickelback-nickelback-objects/

My dog is small and old. The other two are just fucking babies.

1fgnii

Nov 22, 2016 5:18pm

Entry #

The Song:
Peace Trail, Neil Young
The Place:
near by
The Word:
not that close

Mikey showed up at 12:00 for a meeting that started at 12:30 and then added, “oh weird, I thought this started at 11:30″. Planning to be only thirty minutes is what most great sports coaches call “the ol’ giving it your 40%”. All heart.

We are now officially in the window where we begin to blame things on The Mez. I think it runs through February but I will keep you posted, Aaron.

Oakley probably doesn’t even own one this fancy. Well, they might come to think of it.

1enmyi

Nov 16, 2016 9:57pm

Entry #

The Song:
The Stranger Song, Leonard Cohen
The Place:
here
The Word:
sure

The new method to make sure Mikey understands what emails are really for him, too is to make the letters 36 point font in red. It feels great, doesn’t bother me to take the extra step at all.
Dude is running out of people to murder so he’s going after good samaritans. You’re going to get life with no parole, dude.
Might as well not let Rickk be the only guy with a felony.
1eaqxk
Nov 4, 2016 11:08pm

Entry #

The Song:
Where Have You Been, Rihanna
The Place:
here
The Word:
I just like this song

I’m going to guess that a Kia Soul isn’t that fast of a car so best to not meet up with this guy because in case you don’t speak murderer, “see what happens” is code for “shallow grave”.
I think it’s cool that the weirder Mikey gets, Rickk is super supportive for him to get weirder. Soops Cute.
All equally earned it.
unnamed-1
Oct 31, 2016 11:18am

Entry #

The Song:
Frontline, Pillar
The Place:
here
The Word:
I already said, PILLAR

Nice background check, Uber.
Smyth told me about a leak above his desk today that if it erupts means, he is “seriously fucked”.
You’re fine. No one knows.
unnamed-1
Oct 26, 2016 10:54am

Entry #

The Song:
Nothing Else Matters, Metallica
The Place:
earth
The Word:
You, all you

In a grocery store? Really? I kind of think you’re full of shit but maybe I’m just a sheltered asshole.
I miss the 6 hour meetings with the giant post it notes all over the room. Those were rad. Like so inspiring and great for everyones spirit.
Yesterday Mikey showed up 7 minutes late to a meeting and then got frustrated that I was wearing Vans, that Rickk was texting someone and that he lost his regular spot at pilates.
It doesn’t get much more “vice” then that president
Even on Molly, the dude stands by his non-loving ways.
unnamed-1
Oct 20, 2016 11:37am

Entry #

The Song:
One Man Show, Pony Boy
The Place:
everywhere
The Word:
YOU

Eldy said the cement part of the something in the skatepark doesn’t even need wax. That’s as “skate” as conversation gets in this blog. And truly that was just for you, Mez.

“What’s a racing heart”. -Rickk

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