Posts in the Category The Ringer
Mar 8, 2017 12:23pm

Entry #

The Song:
Too Too Too Fast, Ra Ra Riot
The Place:
earth
The Word:
fast

Mikey had the craziest cargo pants on today. Rickk told me to chill, “he’s Mikey from Yeah Right”. Whatever that means.

Finally found him! The only guy on earth more vague in details then Rickk.

Independently owned and operated.

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Mar 2, 2017 1:35pm

Entry #

The Song:
Florida, STRFKR
The Place:
right here
The Word:
right now

Mikey brings a sack lunch to meetings. Why would that bother anyone? I hardly notice it every time.

This doesn’t go in the “Missed Connections”, dumb ass!
https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mis/5996807186.html

Shelf it.

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Feb 27, 2017 9am

Entry #

The Song:
California English, Vampire Weekend
The Place:
here
The Word:
now

I wish someone would put me in a crate with 55 pounds of food and ship me back to my homeland. Bye, Bao Bao. Travel safe.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-bao-bao-panda-china-20170220-story.html

Dude, she’s pregnant! You’ve got so little chill.
https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mis/5999446977.html

The tantrum is still a great “go to” move in a discussion in skateboarding.

1k3b9y

 

Feb 15, 2017 11:47pm

Entry #

The Song:
Blind Fool, Max Frost
The Place:
there
The Word:
GOOF

Happy Birthday, Mez. You’re still younger then Rickk, older then Mikey and more handsome then Malto. Or at least when you were his age you were as handsome.

Don’t call it a comeback. But I mean, it would be a gnarly comeback.

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Rickk and Mikey were having a hard time telling me someone was a “kook” in a group email today so I ended up thinking someone was a “cock”. The good news is, this person is both. Crazy autocorrect, it hardly ever nails it like that.
Feb 1, 2017 10:32am

Entry #

The Song:
Pork Soda, Glass Animals
The Place:
you choose
The Word:
pork

One time we released a trailer for a trailer and Robert Brink was like, “who in the fuck do they think they are, George Lucas” or something like that. But we released a teaser for a trailer so I just wanted to reach out and say, “Robert, send me a candle”.

Last night Mikey told me he went to pilates then skated then worked out. Someone is not going to be the fat kid in the Lakai video. (He also told me “I’m actually still at the gym” and I thought “oh, he’s that dude at the gym on his cell phone….wack” but I didn’t say that to him. He’s sensitive).

Spike compared himself to Dee Snider of Twisted Sister but that’s his story to tell.

We got Vermont Ave in Torrance on lock….you hateful fucks!

1iq3ky

Jan 17, 2017 10:28am

Entry #

The Song:
Lost In Place, Gram Rabbit
The Place:
here
The Word:
lost

Mez, we had a four minute discussion at brunch yesterday about what motivates you. (I already knows what annoys you, that’s why you’re reading this).

Rickk and The Gav have bet on football the last two weekends. The Gav has one solid betting rule, “NEVER PAY UP”. Been consistent since the 90’s.

Mikey got a gut but has vowed to skate it off this month. #girlproblems

1hsc6x

Jan 13, 2017 10:33am

Entry #

The Song:
Displacement Song, Liz Green
The Place:
Denver
The Word:
uh huh

Niv, that random dude on Tinder wants to kill you. Check it.
https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mis/5954346743.html

Killing me softly.

1hhuk8

Jan 6, 2017 11:53am

Entry #

The Song:
Pointless Experience, Viet Cong
The Place:
Down the 405
The Word:
Hand Sanitizer

We do yoga at Crailtap on Friday’s and Little C just switched to sweats from his skinny jeans. His chakras are pretty stoked. PLEASE NOTE THAT RYE DOES NOT PARTICIPATE. (Don’t want to fuck with your street cred).

Ever heard of a “run on sentence”?
https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mis/5947181791.html

“Sort of” is the new “Kind of”

1h5n5m

 

Jan 3, 2017 5:13pm

Entry #

The Song:
Holy Roller, Thao And The Get Down Stay Down
The Place:
here
The Word:
heavenly

Even if he wasn’t a murderer, which he is, he’s so rude. “Get at me”?. No dude, you’re going to kill me later, you get at me, fuck face.
https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mis/5943146228.html

Mikey’s resolution in full effect. I would say go “no eye contact” if you see him.

We’re just working…..down the road from your trade show. Sorry.

1h1db7

Dec 22, 2016 11:49am

Entry #

The Song:
Middle of The Road, Pretenders
The Place:
Middle of The Road
The Word:
Middle of The Road

What is the temperature at which it is illegal to work in? Our warehouse is three degrees colder.

Rickk doesn’t want me to make fun of Rye yet so just disregard that smoothie comment. He’s not thick skinned like The Mez was, yet. Speaking of which, Mez, guess what famous photo went back up on the office walls?

Hopefully you’re not a fan of grammar in addition to being chubby.
https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mis/5928439335.html

“Can important emails go to a special account”?.

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