Posts in the Category The Ringer
Oct 23, 2015 3:46pm
The Ringer #2446

Entry #2446

The Song:
Suggestion, Fugazi
The Place:
conference call
The Word:
K, bye

Hardly any weirdos on this site.

Always a dead tie for last.


Oct 16, 2015 1:05pm
The Ringer #2445

Entry #2445

The Song:
The Ringer
The Place:
The Word:
any time

Why not a ten point shot?

Jessey and Mitch seem sketchy.

I ordered Diamond slide sandals. Just want to go full disclosure. Feel free to unfriend/unfollow me.

I think Level 2 feels differently.


Oct 12, 2015 4:48pm
The Ringer #2444

Entry #2444

The Song:
Aint No Half Steppin', Big Daddy Kane
The Place:
The Word:

Edward Snowden is buying only Fourstar and distributing it out of Area 51. Pretty Exciting!

Craig, River and Tough Guy are doing push ups once a day. We’re like emo jocks with an urban twist. (We wouldn’t have the urban twist if Craig would stop wearing his black leather Mighty Health hat but that’s his story to tell).

Someone wants to get murdered!

Everyone’s in good company. Except Woody Allen.


Oct 7, 2015 2:17pm
The Ringer #2443

Entry #2443

The Song:
The Secret Kind, Screaming Trees
The Place:
it's a secret
The Word:

For the past three months, maybe longer, we have been fielding questions about various change.

There’s been a lot of it in the last year. Big change.

All things…families, companies, cults, gangs, become those things on the ideas of what and who they are.

And the only way to keep evolving is to unbecome those things because of the things you are not.

Change is always an opportunity. It’s heartbreaking, exilirating, exciting, scary as fuck, and at times, so relieving,

But in the end, the only thing that is permanent is change. Stop being so freaked out about it, chill out and see what it brings.

Girl is about fun. Big memorable fun. And that is what it continues to be. (With the exception of the new forklift). Blindfold yourself, spin around 16 times, make a wish and see what’s coming.

Go skate for god sakes, I fucking would if I knew how and had ever even tried.

Oct 5, 2015 3:57pm
The Ringer #2442

Entry #2442

The Song:
The Great Forever, Janet Jackson
The Place:
Not sure
The Word:

Mikey brought his dog to work today. I mean, he brought his dog to Girl today.

Someone is getting a MOTHERFUCKER t-shirt at no charge!

Lots and lots of speculation but nothing confirmed. 


Sep 30, 2015 4:48pm
The Ringer #2441

Entry #2441

The Song:
Girl U Want, Devo
The Place:
The Word:

Um Eldy, I think someone might be looking for you….you freak!

Sometimes the biggest babies aren’t really babies.


Aug 26, 2015 9:16am
The Ringer #2440

Entry #2440

The Song:
Blaze of Glory, Bon Jovi
The Place:
The Word:

Left Santa out of this one.

Aug 14, 2015 6pm
The Ringer #2440

Entry #2439

The Song:
Gangsta, Gangsta, NWA
The Place:
who knows
The Word:
who cares

There’s only two people that still fax, murderers and a large mail order company

Guess who told a totally inappropriate Challenger Shuttle joke today? 


Aug 12, 2015 4:32pm
The Ringer #2439

Entry #2439

The Song:
Rainy Day People, Gordon Lightfoot
The Place:
The Word:

Don’t worry, you two will find each other in Venice or Silverlake. Trust me.

I need an assistant to file this under “no one gives a fuck”. K, bye.

Anybody want to trade this one off Spike bobble head for something really, really cool? I mean, really cool. Last time I traded a sculpture from him I got a bike so don’t think you can offer up an old Tiger Woods DVD. I mean something really, really cool.
And if you see Spike, you just don’t bring this up because he has feelings. (In case you didn’t see HER and thought he didn’t have feelings. He fucking does).


Aug 6, 2015 5:16pm
The Ringer #2438

Entry #2438

The Song:
The Best Of Times, Styx
The Place:
The Word:
every single day

Slaussage, do you know anyone that might be cast for a SHORT film?

I haven’t been this conflicted since lunch. I can’t hate Paul Pierce! This is so confusing!


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