Posts in the Category The Ringer
Oct 30, 2017 5:04pm

Entry #

The Song:
Love Me, The Cramps
The Place:
where ever
The Word:
whatever

He just wants to eat your ass, don’t trip.

Busier then he looks.

1yis8q

Oct 9, 2017 4:06pm

Entry #

The Song:
Week Without You, Miley Cyrus
The Place:
Here
The Word:
I liked it

There was a meeting in my office and now my office smells like dirty sox and corn chips. I wish I could bottle it.

Maybe you guys will meet in HR at the Sexual Harassment Seminar?

Spike was late to the game but he came in hot and made up for lost time.

1x23f7

Jul 20, 2017 11:10am

Entry #

The Song:
Happy Birthday, Stevie Wonder
The Place:
earth
The Word:
EMMET JENKINS!

Fuck outta here. Literally.
Let me know if this makes you super sad.
Rebekah, you need to get a new job, change your name and move to a new city. You’re welcome.
Not today, I’m busy
.1spnz5
Apr 9, 2017 9:20pm

Entry #

The Song:
Propaganda, Sepultura
The Place:
earth
The Word:
yep

Mikey got a new (RED) iPhone so he’s going to be busy this week getting that all set up. It’s a 7 so you’ll probably read this same paragraph again in the early Fall.

There are two kinds of people; murderers and people that know that ripped white jeans aren’t chic.

First world problems.

1mcedt

Mar 28, 2017 8:53pm

Entry #

The Song:
Swimsuit Issue, Sonic Youth
The Place:
here
The Word:
You've waited all year, admit it

It’s not weird to google the image of your boots. He seems totally normal.

He who dies with the rarest forklift, wins. #thanks

Sometimes the pie chart is only for Mikey.

1m9zeq

Mar 8, 2017 12:23pm

Entry #

The Song:
Too Too Too Fast, Ra Ra Riot
The Place:
earth
The Word:
fast

Mikey had the craziest cargo pants on today. Rickk told me to chill, “he’s Mikey from Yeah Right”. Whatever that means.

Finally found him! The only guy on earth more vague in details then Rickk.

Independently owned and operated.

1kz8qd

Mar 2, 2017 1:35pm

Entry #

The Song:
Florida, STRFKR
The Place:
right here
The Word:
right now

Mikey brings a sack lunch to meetings. Why would that bother anyone? I hardly notice it every time.

This doesn’t go in the “Missed Connections”, dumb ass!
https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mis/5996807186.html

Shelf it.

1kj9qx

 

Feb 27, 2017 9am

Entry #

The Song:
California English, Vampire Weekend
The Place:
here
The Word:
now

I wish someone would put me in a crate with 55 pounds of food and ship me back to my homeland. Bye, Bao Bao. Travel safe.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-bao-bao-panda-china-20170220-story.html

Dude, she’s pregnant! You’ve got so little chill.
https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mis/5999446977.html

The tantrum is still a great “go to” move in a discussion in skateboarding.

1k3b9y

 

Feb 15, 2017 11:47pm

Entry #

The Song:
Blind Fool, Max Frost
The Place:
there
The Word:
GOOF

Happy Birthday, Mez. You’re still younger then Rickk, older then Mikey and more handsome then Malto. Or at least when you were his age you were as handsome.

Don’t call it a comeback. But I mean, it would be a gnarly comeback.

1jpzca

Rickk and Mikey were having a hard time telling me someone was a “kook” in a group email today so I ended up thinking someone was a “cock”. The good news is, this person is both. Crazy autocorrect, it hardly ever nails it like that.
Feb 1, 2017 10:32am

Entry #

The Song:
Pork Soda, Glass Animals
The Place:
you choose
The Word:
pork

One time we released a trailer for a trailer and Robert Brink was like, “who in the fuck do they think they are, George Lucas” or something like that. But we released a teaser for a trailer so I just wanted to reach out and say, “Robert, send me a candle”.

Last night Mikey told me he went to pilates then skated then worked out. Someone is not going to be the fat kid in the Lakai video. (He also told me “I’m actually still at the gym” and I thought “oh, he’s that dude at the gym on his cell phone….wack” but I didn’t say that to him. He’s sensitive).

Spike compared himself to Dee Snider of Twisted Sister but that’s his story to tell.

We got Vermont Ave in Torrance on lock….you hateful fucks!

1iq3ky

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