Posts in the Category The Ringer
Jan 22, 2016 3:47pm
RING, RING, RING

Entry ##2456

The Song:
Something Unusual, Wolf Gang
The Place:
here
The Word:
same stuff

I hope this works out. It seems like true love from the little I can see.

Craigers is going snowboarding for the weekend and on his way out he said, “I might just drink in the lodge, I hate all the equipment”. He’s a true athlete, don’t stand in his way.

Sometimes it takes four of us to set the alarm. Sometimes five. And then in addition we get a security guard.

Haste makes waste. No, seriously.

xtkgz
Jan 22, 2016 9:22am
RING, RING, RING

Entry ##2455

The Song:
Tongue Tied, Grouplove
The Place:
here
The Word:
man of few words, master of none

 

Yesterday was Eldy’s birthday and Rickk was suppose to go to Korean BBQ with him to celebrate but he ditched him and watched basketball. Rickk is a lot less Canadian then most Canadians.

I haven’t seen The Mez since Monday. He’s either editing something very important or it hasn’t been anyone’s birthday this week so we didn’t meet up front for cupcakes.

Smyth did the most non-gangster thing I’ve ever seen. It’s his story to tell but his car is plugged in out back.

I don’t have it, I already didn’t tell you.

xrlwd

Jan 13, 2016 9:19am
RING, RING, RING

Entry ##2454

The Song:
I Don't Know, The Replacements
The Place:
I don't know
The Word:
I don't know

I mean this in the nicest way possible, but Ryan, you seem sketchy as fuck.

I don’t believe the sun is this hot. I’ve laid under it, I’ve seen Chris Casey under it without sunscreen, there’s just no way.

It’s called “Electronic Mail” and it’s all the rage.

x9j9b

Dec 18, 2015 5:42am
RING, RING, RING

Entry ##2453

The Song:
Almost Home, Mariah Carey
The Place:
home
The Word:
almost

I’m curious how mellow The Mez would be on weed. I watched him today and I don’t think he can mellow out. I think he’s there.

Unless you really want to know.
vyix5

Just a shout out to the waitresses in Palmdale, there’s a murderer on the loose.

Dec 15, 2015 6:19pm
RING, RING, RING

Entry ##2452

The Song:
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, AC/DC
The Place:
north
The Word:
fuckers

El Nino doesn’t just mean the waves are head high and pumping, bro’s.

The twice baked potato is only second to Smyth’s annual speech. Hugs, thugs.
vu45w

Dec 10, 2015 9:33am
RING, RING, RING

Entry ##2451

The Song:
Perfect Stranger, Deep Purple
The Place:
who cares
The Word:
shut up

Mikey is in the full lead of annoying.
Rick is bugging hard but not on the level that Mikey has taken it.
Spike is being normal. I mean, normal for him.

Good to know to redirect my holiday shopping.

Smyth is looking for an intern to assist him with his vending machine on site here at Crail Headquarters. Perks include being called, “The Intern” by all Girl Employees as well as a free “Modern Furniture” stickers every week because our old product manager, Brian Mettee, bought an extra 10,000 of. Send your resumes. Hi Bri Bri!

Sorry.

vhno4
Nov 17, 2015 4:28pm by The Ringer
RING, RING, RING

Entry ##2450

The Song:
Sorry, Justin Bieber
The Place:
Oh, you know.
The Word:
Sorry

It probably bothers her when people strangle her so there’s that.

Slaussy, let me know if you want me to block this site from the server.

You seem cool to me, Mikey.

uaxgv

Nov 6, 2015 9:21am
The Ringer #2449

Entry #2449

The Song:
Adele, Hello
The Place:
earth
The Word:
it's on repeat

Eldy hit Mikey in the face with a snowball, Mikey lost his balance and slammed to the ground and I drove him in a snow storm to get a butterfly band aid. Then I got rear ended because no one could see in the snow. Then the police came and said, “why are you driving in this snow”. And then I told them the story you just read. 

Remember the Pop Rccks rumor when you were a kid? That your ass would explode if you ate them with soda? That’s what we feel like when you ask  if we’re moving to Dwindle. Stop it. Rocco hates Spike and Rickk. Maybe just Rickk. No, I think both of them. And maybe Mikey, too. No, not Mikey, he just thinks he’s annoying. 

So if anyone flashes you a peace sign ANYWHERE, just call the cops to be safe. #sketch

The cool kids.

Oct 30, 2015 3:55pm
The Ringer #2448

Entry #2448

The Song:
Sorry, Justin Bieber
The Place:
no idea
The Word:
not now

Not to be confused with Crankers who falls into “ALWAYS ON TREND”.

tea5r

The last time I was in Big Bear with Mikey, the sales meeting went great.13660009

Oct 28, 2015 10:56am
The Ringer #2447

Entry #2447

The Song:
Hello, Adele
The Place:
Here
The Word:
Sure

It’s just a flesh wound.

t9n11

Read the entire post because it’s the very last “GRRR” that you’re going to hear when he’s burying you.

True friends stab you in the front. 

It’s National “I Love You” Day. Celebrate as you wish.

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