Posts in the Category The Ringer
Aug 6, 2018 3:51pm

Entry #

The Song:
If The Kids Are United, Sham 69
The Place:
everywhere
The Word:
kids

Dana, hopefully you are not as into being murdered as you are bowling. Call your parents. Dude is sketch.
Excited to hear him talk about all the things he WON’T do there.
2fejc8
Jun 28, 2018 7:09pm
The Ringer #2451

Entry #2451

The Song:
Apeshit, The Carters
The Place:
you choose
The Word:
I don’t know

I follow a lot of true crime so I can tell you that when truly stranded, you don’t give your dick size and ethnicity.
https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mis/d/masculine-75-inches-cut/6629389028.html

Looks like that Oscar is getting stuffed in a broom closet with the Moon Men.
https://9to5mac.com/2018/06/14/homepod-ad-wins-aicp-award/

Two of them don’t have an email account.
unnamed

Jun 14, 2018 3:15pm
The Ringer #2450

Entry #2450

The Song:
Only You, Yaz
The Place:
Wherever you are
The Word:
YOU

He spelled “meet” wrong. I hope.
https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mis/d/did-meat-me/6616739758.html

“But check out my exhale”.
unnamed

Mar 27, 2018 10:35am

Entry #

The Song:
Sea Legs, The Shins
The Place:
The Sea
The Word:
The Sea

That’s fucked up, Craigslist!
Rickk aint got no time for feelings.
276wow
Jan 16, 2018 10:38pm

Entry #

The Song:
It Takes Two, Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock
The Place:
universe
The Word:
use your head

But why would Woody Allen need that information?

22t9to

Oct 30, 2017 5:04pm

Entry #

The Song:
Love Me, The Cramps
The Place:
where ever
The Word:
whatever

He just wants to eat your ass, don’t trip.

Busier then he looks.

1yis8q

Oct 9, 2017 4:06pm

Entry #

The Song:
Week Without You, Miley Cyrus
The Place:
Here
The Word:
I liked it

There was a meeting in my office and now my office smells like dirty sox and corn chips. I wish I could bottle it.

Maybe you guys will meet in HR at the Sexual Harassment Seminar?

Spike was late to the game but he came in hot and made up for lost time.

1x23f7

Jul 20, 2017 11:10am

Entry #

The Song:
Happy Birthday, Stevie Wonder
The Place:
earth
The Word:
EMMET JENKINS!

Fuck outta here. Literally.
Let me know if this makes you super sad.
Rebekah, you need to get a new job, change your name and move to a new city. You’re welcome.
Not today, I’m busy
.1spnz5
Apr 9, 2017 9:20pm

Entry #

The Song:
Propaganda, Sepultura
The Place:
earth
The Word:
yep

Mikey got a new (RED) iPhone so he’s going to be busy this week getting that all set up. It’s a 7 so you’ll probably read this same paragraph again in the early Fall.

There are two kinds of people; murderers and people that know that ripped white jeans aren’t chic.

First world problems.

1mcedt

Mar 28, 2017 8:53pm

Entry #

The Song:
Swimsuit Issue, Sonic Youth
The Place:
here
The Word:
You've waited all year, admit it

It’s not weird to google the image of your boots. He seems totally normal.

He who dies with the rarest forklift, wins. #thanks

Sometimes the pie chart is only for Mikey.

1m9zeq

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