Oct 21
11:32am
Hover

Even if this thing got 20 feet off the ground, the sound burn the whole deal. Those trannies though…

10:16am
Girl Skateboards Annual Softball Tourney
  • Last Friday was our annual Girl Skateboards Softball Tournament. And as graceful as some of these guys are on the board, for some of them, it doesn’t always translate to the ball field. Unless you’re Biebel, of course. His effective under hand pitch with a top spin.

    Last Friday was our annual Girl Skateboards Softball Tournament. And as graceful as some of these guys are on the board, for some of them, it doesn’t always translate to the ball field. Unless you’re Biebel, of course. His effective under hand pitch with a top spin.

  • I think some little leaguers could beat some of us.

    I think some little leaguers could beat some of us.

  • The ol’ flying bat trick.

    The ol’ flying bat trick.

  • Guy couldn’t even believe it.

    Guy couldn’t even believe it.

  • Shit was funny, though.

    Shit was funny, though.

  • Eldy, calling it like he saw it.

    Eldy, calling it like he saw it.

  • A surprise visit from Welsh.

    A surprise visit from Welsh.

  • Scott, you’re supposed to hi five and say, “Good game.”

    Scott, you’re supposed to hi five and say, “Good game.”

  • “Hey, where are the wickets?!”

    “Hey, where are the wickets?!”

  • Even when printed backwards it still has the desired effect.

    Even when printed backwards it still has the desired effect.

  • The Cardiac Arrests. With the no logo approach, despite having the most art directors per capita. 0-2

    The Cardiac Arrests. With the no logo approach, despite having the most art directors per capita. 0-2

  • Despite bringing in a ringer (big dude behind Roberts), The Torrance Turnips went 1-1.

    Despite bringing in a ringer (big dude behind Roberts), The Torrance Turnips went 1-1.

  • Team Ball Me More with some of the more competitive dudes on there (Rickk, Callaway, Mueller, O’Meally) go just missed the finals. 1-1

    Team Ball Me More with some of the more competitive dudes on there (Rickk, Callaway, Mueller, O’Meally) go just missed the finals. 1-1

  • Balls Out had the height but not the runs scored. They too stood at 1-1

    Balls Out had the height but not the runs scored. They too stood at 1-1

  • Sons of Pitches wanted it bad. So much so they held up their #1s despite coming in second. 2-1

    Sons of Pitches wanted it bad. So much so they held up their #1s despite coming in second. 2-1

  • And this years champs, 99 Problems but a Pitch Ain’t One! Chalk it up to beginners luck for first time team captain Tiffany Shin or controversial pitching. Either way they took home the trophy.

    And this years champs, 99 Problems but a Pitch Ain’t One! Chalk it up to beginners luck for first time team captain Tiffany Shin or controversial pitching. Either way they took home the trophy.

  • Sean with the horchata plunge to finish off a glorious day!

    Sean with the horchata plunge to finish off a glorious day!

Oct 20
5:03pm
The Ringer #2367

Entry #2367

The Song:
Shake It Off, Taylor Swift
The Place:
here
The Word:
softball injury

I don’t want to stereo type here but “murderer”.

Rickk doesn’t want Mikey to know this but as payback for all the years people rooted against The Lakers, including Mikey, Rickk is now rooting against the 49er’s. I’m guessing he didn’t want Sam to know that either, but we’ll see. I think it’s fine if The Mez knows. He claims SF but no one is really buying it.

Today’s THE LIST has Mikey and Rickk bringing further proof that the “Me” vibe is so hot right now for pro skaters.

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Chocolate City Series
Chocolate City Series
Oct 17
9:30am
Poler x Chocolate now available

This Kenny board and backpack would look tiiiight on you.

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Oct 16
1:30pm by Sanger
SKATE THIS!

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Oct 15
2:22pm
Poler x Chocolate

Say hi to Kenny and our Poler friends this Friday at the Poler Store in Portland. McCrank gonna be there too. Shit…maybe even Hersh.

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11:27am by Sanger
SKATE THIS!

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Oct 14
5pm
The Ringer #2366

Entry #2366

The Song:
You Don't Own Me, Joan Jett
The Place:
right here
The Word:
yet

I’ll let Shop Eat Surf tell you the big news. It’s fucking riveting shit.

Rickk is annoyed with Mikey and feels like he was a drip on a call yesterday with Spike. But that isn’t for me to get involved in.

English as a second language, murder as a first hobby.

Today’s THE LIST puts everyone on notice that you do not want to fight with Rickk.

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9:55am
Bombers

Chocolate Skateboards’ Bombers Series is now available.

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Oct 13
3:50pm
The Ringer #2365

Entry #2365

The Song:
I Can Feel A Hot One, Manchester Orchestra
The Place:
always here
The Word:
why not now

Sounds super safe. I know when I’m in fear of getting murdered, I want to be stuck in small quarters out at sea.

Mikey would rather do conference calls in the same room as everyone on the call. I know, we can’t lose with this guy on our team.

There’s a dairy about 30 yards north of our location and a hamburger spot about 30 yards south. Monks is the hamburger place and it’s pretty much a guarantee of diarrhea. But that doesn’t stop everyone when they need a snack. Side note; the guy that works at the dairy got robbed and pistol whipped last week.

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